Sometimes it can be interesting to have a look at the advertisements in newspapers. I found one the other day that I would like to share with you. I copied it, with all it's errors. You migth have to use your imagination sometimes to understand, and you should also know that the believe ibn witchcraft is taken very seriously in Zambia (and most parts of Africa).
Se here it goes....
Good News!
Good news to all Zambians and the whole world. To you Zambians who are sick with difficulties, different problems: come see African Doctor (international) DR. SELEMBA NKULU WABOLONGO FIKAPO in Lusaka who is doing miracles and incredible things. Digging in the tree is mixing with God, what I don’t fear also don’t fear, but what I fear also fear. I am a wooden stick which enter into hot water, come and try here. And these are the FOLLOWING Problems to be cured (WORK WITHOUT FAIL):
Diarrhea, slimming, weakness, coughing, Asthma, Leprosy, Cancer, Leg pains, Broken Goisters, Fets, BY, Sexual Weakness, unsatisfied sexual desires, coming out the anus district, Kwashiorkor, Tibet, prolonged periods, tongue coming out, , houses with ghosts, sugar disease, Bilharzias, urinating on the bed, Anemia, passing at school, unemployment, Job promotion, for business and money not to be stolen by witchcraft, farm protection not to be stolen by thieves or witchcraft,. Those who have kraals for cattle or goats revenge, problem of not having children, difficulties of bearing (even if you have something in your stomach we can deliver it out), marriage problems, to bring back your wife or husband, if your wife or husband (passed away) haven’t cleared you. I’ll make you pure, not to be witched by families or anyone, (body protection), mad people, swollen legs like elephant, Syphilis, gonorrhea, Bolabola, Abdominal pains, people be careful witchcraft they know how to witch HIV/AIDS-don’t forget if you are becoming slim, luck for body, if you don’t be proposed or you be dined by girls, eyebrow problems, Exercise disease the disease that will kill children when you are pregnant, problems of being deaf, Pneumonia, denseness.
We have got a TV where you can watch very problem you have. Come to Kanyama drop off at Amaka bar, to the left side you see a post written DR. SELEMBA NKULU WABOLONGO FIKAPO or behind Soweto market where they sell charcoal and sugar cane, next to celtel transmitter. Contact number 097 8267538
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